Episode 16: Solo Missions – Future Trippin

We all spend time worrying about what life may bring into our path.  This can be a healthy exercise to help us prepare.  However, when we start future tripping and fearing things that haven’t occurred yet, and may never occur, we rob ourselves of the gift that is today.  I share my experiences struggling with this topic and how I have been able to mitigate this time and energy draining act of futility.

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Episode 15: Violating Hipaa with KRS

KRS returns with a proper episode!  We jump off with your host Chris getting sexually harassed (for real!) and how society views harassment when its perpetrated by a women instead of a man.  Along the way we touch on Botox, having and arc-nemesis, Google getting racist and bathroom etiquette.

We close with Meditations and a quote on change – often incorrectly attributed to Charles Darwin – and the importance of fluidity in your life.

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Episode 14: Solo Missions – Back 2 Basics

Stop overcomplicating life.  As much as we all hate it, sometimes we have to break life down to the basics in order to get rid of the clutter and focus on what’s important.

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Episode 13: Freestylin’ with Samson

Before we started episode 13 we threw it all down and got lifted!  We skipped our normal format, went in without a game plan and freestyled the show to see where it would take us.  We touch on topics like dating, UDF (Upper Dick Fat), and share some of our favorite gems from Youtube for your listening pleasure.  We finish off the show by rattling off some rapid fire ShowerThoughts.  We had a lot of fun making this show, we hope you enjoy listening to it.

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Episode 12: Pit Beef & Police, It’s What Maryland Does

Talented musician, photographer and friend of the show Christopher Kayfield (@KayfieldMedia) joins the gang.  We jump off on St. Patrick’s Day, Baltimore, 2005 with KRS and work colleagues partaking in holiday festivities.  Shots at noon lead to a rapid downhill descent, fortunately for Chris the luck of the Irish was with him that day.

In the News from “Not the Onion” we cover the absurdity of a teenage boy being prosecuted as an adult for having naked photos… of himself, on his own phone.  This springboards into sharing our first experiences with pornography as teenagers.  The Iranian President tells American citizens to not take it personal as his people chant “Death to America.”  Chris Kayfield shares his theory on the alternative reasoning behind Donald Trump’s campaign.  We finish out the segment with ShowerThoughts and an intense debate on PED’s (Performance Enhancing Drugs) in sports as well as in the bedroom.

Meditations goes to an unusual source of inspiration, looking at a quote from Kevin Smith:  “Watch movies until you wanna make your own movie. Read books until you wanna write your own book. Imitate until you can innovate. Start now.”  This opens a discussion on sources of creativity and inspiration while finding your own voice.

This is the companion audio to Chris’s blog post: Cops Hate Pit Beef

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Episode 11: Solo Missions – We All Fall Down

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This week we experimented with something a little different.  It’s Chris’s first shot at a solo podcast.  We skipped the dick jokes, shortened the format, and tried to give you something useful.

We all struggle with life at times.  Some of our problems may be more serious than others.  Chris shares some of his personal experiences with hardships and offers ways to pick yourself back up when you’ve fallen down.

This is the companion audio to Chris’s blog post: If You Fell Down Yesterday

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Episode 10: Pot Calls Kettle

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For our first show back since Chris’s surgery, we pick up with a story about a past European vacation.  He discusses the inner workings of his roommate during the trip – The Dungeon Master.   We then travel to Chamonix, France where a game of “Who Am I” might be more than KRS bargained for.

ShowerThoughts breaks down the need for new marketing strategies for “Jared” and “Beats by Dre.”  In one of the most raw news segments we’ve recorded, we talk lobby influence of Big Pharma, an emotionally charged story of a friend’s battle with cancer and some choice words to describe Kim Davis.

Meditations takes a look at the Mary Oliver quote “Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness, it took me years to understand this too was a gift.”  The discussion leads to personal experiences where the pain others have caused was later used as a springboard for growth and positive change in our lives.

This is the companion audio to Chris’s blog post: The Dungeon Master and I Have a Dick On My Face, Don’t I?

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Episode 9: The Squirrel Master

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Chris opens the show with a story about his infamous college roommate – The Squirrel Master – a man from southern Maryland with an affinity for chain-smoking Newports and cursing. On an undesirably sober snow day, unfortunate hi-jinx ensues.  We then discuss a recurring theme on the show as KRS partakes in another foolish race against no one.

ShowerThoughts includes how your search history might preclude you from getting a job at Google and elderly people over 100 making up secrets to longevity just to screw with others.  In the news we check a post from Anne Rice discussing censorship in the arts, and the (absurd) militarization of local police forces in the fight against marijuana.  We finish our middle segment with KRS’s thoughts on dating and what’s important when looking for a partner.

We close out with our final segment, Meditations, and a simple quote from Ricky Gervais: “Offense is taken, not given.”  We explore how society has become so easily spun up and offer thoughts on how to purpose your time and energy.  The message is stop being professionally offended.

This is the companion audio to Chris’s blog post: The Squirrel Master and the Pee Snowball

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Episode 8: Scrub & Pray

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KRS shares his recipe for the worst form of STD protection ever invented:  the ‘scrub and pray’ technique that kept him disease free in college. Well, almost free.  Don’t try this at home.

Our ShowerThoughts segment includes the poorly thought “White Power Ranger” and some consideration for the people who rate porn videos.  In the news, we cover the TSA’s absurd failure rate on weapons detection and KRS recalls a highly suspicious pat down.  We travel to Norway to check in on a serial pooper.  We close out with new DEA leader Chuck Rosenberg and his obscenely bad understanding of drug policy.

Our final segment Meditations opens with a quote from Khalil Gibran.  We discuss taking a personal inventory of your life and examining your strengths and weaknesses.  This forks into a second quote from Machiavelli on the importance of who you surround yourself with.

This is the companion audio to Chris’s blog post: Scrub and Pray

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Episode 7: Going Greek with Deacon Jonez

We open with KRS’s predilection towards disturbing pornography and how the browser can’t close fast enough when he’s finished.  This segues into our guest Derek “Deacon Jonez” sharing his experiences in the porn business, adult video award shows in Florida and developing feelings for escorts.

In our second segment, witness one of the most powerful Shower Thoughts we’ve ever recorded.  Deacon comes out of his shell with his thoughts on the statement “there are people in this world that wake up every day and go to work in a factory that makes dildos.”  We finish out with a talk on fetishes and a one arm stripper success story.

After an episode full of darkness we close with a Meditations that’s a bit different than the norm.  This weeks quote by Sigmund Freud: “Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you are not in fact just surrounded by assholes.”

This is the companion audio to Chris’s blog post: Pass The Tissues For A Little DVDA

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