- Get liver cancer
- Have two major surgeries to get the liver tumors removed
- Once your health gets back on track and you’re feeling well, start making poor decisions
- Get drunk several times during the month
- Wake up the day after a drinking binge at 1 in the afternoon
- As soon as you get on your feet, vomit while trying to piece together how you got home
- Find several pictures in your phone you don’t remember taking
- Check Snapchat and see all the snaps you don’t remember posting
- Find your pants in the shower
- Come to the realization you drove home drunk
- Waste most the day sleeping on the
- Spend the few waking hours of your day laying on the couch, smoking weed, eating pizza and beating off
- Watch The Big Short and think about ways you too can conquer the stock market
- Fall asleep and wake up feeling shitty on Monday morning
- Piss part of Monday away as well.
There you have it. The steps to being an ungrateful dumb-ass