Why the unsolicited Dick pic bro? And why am I the guy telling other guys this? I’m a fucking moron when it comes to women. I tell women upfront: I don’t do sleepovers, don’t expect to date me, and this probably wont end well; and even I know better than to send a random chick a dick pic.
What goes through a guys mind when he sees a chicks on IG or Snap and fires away an unwanted pic of his mighty member? Does he think it will make her wet? Like somehow, she will see his ugly, veiny dick and instantly want to fuck him.
I can’t imagine anyone ever has sent an unsolicited Dick pick to a chick and she was like, “you know what, this dude seems like he’s got it together. Not to mention a great hog, I’m gonna bang him tonight.” What the fuck bro?
I thought guys like me were the bottom of the barrel when it comes to tact and class. Now I see there’s an heir to that throne. I’m sure your lonely nights of jacking off to daydreams of the women you will never sleep with will keep feeding your fire to send your piece de resistance of cock pics. Thinking if you just get the angle right this time, maybe she will fall in love. Keep up he good work you desperate bastards.